May 25th - June 1st 2024

Whisky Sailing Xperience

As you embark on this escapade, you'll sail on waters so pristine, even the Loch Ness Monster would want a selfie with them. Our trusty vessel will be your floating castle, and we'll navigate the Scottish seascape like a crew of merry pirates in search of buried barrels of liquid gold – Scotch whisky, of course! But beware, you might encounter a mischievous seal with a penchant for stealing your picnic sandwiches. And speaking of picnics, we'll dine on seafood so fresh, it practically jumps out of the ocean onto your plate – just watch out for cheeky seagulls attempting a mid-air food heist!

But the laughter doesn't stop there. In between sips of whisky, we'll explore distilleries that have seen more barrels than a pub on St. Paddy's Day. And just when you think you've had enough Scotch, we'll introduce you to a haggis that tells the funniest jokes in town. It's an adventure that combines the rugged beauty of Scotland, the smoothness of its whisky, and the silliness of its traditions, all wrapped up in a kilt of laughter. So, join us for a journey where every day is a comedy show, and the punchline is always, "Whisky, anyone?"

Picture this:

A whimsical journey through the heart of Scotland, where the rolling hills are so green they make leprechauns jealous, and the whisky flows like a river at a bearded lumberjack convention. This adventure is like a Scottish terrier with a kilt – a little bit quirky, a whole lot of charm, and guaranteed to leave you howling with delight.

  • As you embark on this escapade, you'll sail on waters so pristine, even the Loch Ness Monster would want a selfie with them. Our trusty vessel will be your floating castle, and we'll navigate the Scottish seascape like a crew of merry pirates in search of buried barrels of liquid gold – Scotch whisky, of course! But beware, you might encounter a mischievous seal with a penchant for stealing your picnic sandwiches. And speaking of picnics, we'll dine on seafood so fresh, it practically jumps out of the ocean onto your plate – just watch out for cheeky seagulls attempting a mid-air food heist!

    But the laughter doesn't stop there. In between sips of whisky, we'll explore distilleries that have seen more barrels than a pub on St. Paddy's Day. And just when you think you've had enough Scotch, we'll introduce you to a haggis that tells the funniest jokes in town. It's an adventure that combines the rugged beauty of Scotland, the smoothness of its whisky, and the silliness of its traditions, all wrapped up in a kilt of laughter. So, join us for a journey where every day is a comedy show, and the punchline is always, "Whisky, anyone?"

Sail The Whisky Route

Scotland has some of the finest and most pristine sailing and cruising waters in the world and we are keen to share them with you. We hope you will be inspired!

Sailing between its unique islands, exploring Scotland’s iconic west coast by boat is an unforgettable experience. Let' s sail for a 7 day adventure that’ll have you mooring up in some hauntingly beautiful wilderness anchorages; draining a dram in some of Scotland’s most famous distilleries; and sampling fantastic food and drink that’ll make your tastebuds dance.

What are you waiting for?

Here’s the short version:

SAILING

130-150 nM, which means an average of 22 nM or 4-5 hours of leisurely sailing a day.

Will cross the Crinan Canal as an unique highlight.

LEISURE

Portavadie, a multi-million pound marina where you can pamper yourselves and enjoy the high life after all these days at sea. The marina is luxurious it has a fine restaurant and a spa complex with an infinity pool with views back out over the water.

WHISKY

We will be reaching some of the most prestigious distilleries in the world: GlenScotia, Lochranza, Lagg, Ardbeg, Jura, Arran, Lagavulin, Springbank with many more accessible during your free time.

ROUTE

The actual itinerary is weather dependent but the initial plan follows the route marked on the map bellow. And here are some snaps from our latest trip.

Does this trip break the bank?

Short answer is: not really!

The price for this experience is only 1250GPB per person, and includes accommodation for 7 nights + coffee, tea, water, and snacks on the boat. Also included in the price there are the Lagavulin and Springbank distillery tours.

We're currently booking the last 2 spots for 2024, so reserve your adventure today!

  • Please note that while our Whisky Sailing Xperience includes many amenities, there are a few things that are not included in the price. Here' we’re going to mention provisions for lunch and dinner, as well as alcoholic drinks (beer / wine), which typically cost around 70 GBP per person per week. Entry tickets for other distilleries are also not included, usually cost between 20-30 GPB per person and it’s a “choose your own adventure” kind of thing. Finally, please be aware that used fuel will be split among the crew at the end of the week, so expect around 30 GBP per person. Rest assured that we don’t like nickel and dimming and we will make every effort to keep these variable costs as low as possible and provide you with a memorable and enjoyable experience.

  • We’re departing from Largs Heaven Marina on Saturday, May 25th @ 16:00.

    We’re returning Friday, June 2nd @ ~17:00

Join the Xperience

Crossing the Crinan Canal

Located in the breathtakingly picturesque region of Argyll and Bute in Scotland, is a remarkable waterway that offers both historical charm and natural beauty. Often referred to as "Scotland's most beautiful shortcut," this canal stretches for approximately 14.5 kilometers (9 miles) and connects the picturesque village of Crinan on the west coast of Scotland to Ardrishaig on the east coast.

Curious how last year unfolded?